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Just Dive In

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just dive in

Just dive in.

I know, the Pacific Ocean is freezing.

But if you dive right in,

you only have to scream once.

Once you’re done screaming,

you will have adjusted to the temperature.

If you go in inch by inch,

you will have to scream many times.

And that’s really annoying.

In a desperate effort to stop the endless bellyaching,

all of your friends will want to tackle you into the water.

Just dive in.

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