Mostly True Memoirs

First World Problem

I cut my finger slicing vegetables.

It was a tiny cut.

But it hurt because it was the on the tip with all the nerve endings.

I pulled out my trusty superglue to seal up the wound.

Problem solved!

Not so fast…

With all that superglue, my phone didn’t recognize my fingerprint.

I had to type in my password.

But the touch screen wouldn’t respond to my superglued finger.

I know, I know, I have nine other fingers.

But it was awkward.

My old-school solution created a first-world problem.

Sigh…

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