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diabetes lifestyle quarantine

April Fools

April Fools

April Fools!

There’s nothing like a 4:00 am hypo on April Fools’ Day.

I got up with the Grown Son and helped him raise his numbers.

He went back to bed.

I can never sleep after one of those middle-of-the-night scares.

I put up some coffee and began to unpeel his fruit stickers from all over the kitchen.

There’s nothing like a disturbing diabetes episode to put the fruit sticker flinging into perspective.

I guess I’m going to need a new Inciting Incident.

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humor lifestyle quarantine

Day Whatever of the Quarantine

Day Whatever of the Quarantine

DAY WHATEVER OF THE QUARANTINE

Day whatever of the quarantine.

I took a Buzzfeed quiz.

I found out that I am not a psychic.

But already knew that.

So maybe I really am a psychic.

Who’s the psychic now, Buzzfeed?

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dog lifestyle quarantine

Training the Dog During the Quarantine

training the dog during the quarantine

TRAINING THE DOG DURING THE QUARANTINE

The Grown Son has been training the dog during the quarantine.

“Bark twice if you see a virus.”

So far, the dog hasn’t barked.

And we are all healthy.

It worked!

I guess the thousands and thousands of viewings of Anchorman have finally paid off.

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humor lifestyle quarantine

I Took A Long Walk

I took a long walk

I TOOK A LONG WALK

I took a long walk by the creek behind our house.

It’s been raining, so there was a lot of water.

And a lot of frogs.

Or maybe toads.

Who knows?

I couldn’t see them.

But I could hear them.

They were loud.

It kind of freaked me out.

They sound a lot like the Geiger counters in Chernobyl.

I knew I shouldn’t have watched that disaster show in the middle of our own disaster.

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humor lifestyle quarantine

Everyone is Talking About Tiger King

everyone is talking about tiger king

EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT TIGER KING

Everyone is talking about Tiger King.

So I started to watch it.

I immediately determined that I lack the proper level of Quarantine Desperation necessary for this show.

I have started a concurrent binge of Prodigal Son and True Detective.

These are both really good stories.

I’ll keep Tiger King on the back burner.

If The Husband and I can ever be bothered to have a Quarantine Fight, I’ll watch Tiger King with the volume way up high.

Just to annoy him

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humor lifestyle quarantine

But We’re on Quarantine

but we're on quarantine

BUT WE’RE ON QUARANTINE

What else will make you crazy during social isolation?

The Grown Son has been staying with us.

He is working from home.

My home.

He huffed in objection when I asked him to pick up his mountain of crap so I could sweep the floor.

“But we’re on quarantine,” he objected.

“My standards are not on quarantine,” I informed him.

He moved his stuff.

I swept.

He was annoyed.

Whatever.

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lifestyle quarantine teaching

Six Tips to Improve Your Video Conference

six tips to improve your video conference

SIX TIPS TO IMPROVE YOUR VIDEO CONFERENCE

I work online, and I do video conferencing every day. Now that we are well into our quarantine, and we are all communicating online, I want to give six tips to improve your video conference.

  1. CAMERA POSITION

Make sure your camera is at eye level. If it is anywhere else, it is going to give an odd perspective. If your laptop is set up on a low coffee table, it is looking up at you, and your audience sees you distorted. They see huge knees. They see up your nose. They see the underside of your chin. Perhaps they are even getting a crotch shot. A downward view is equally distorting. Raise or lower your camera so that the lens is at eye level.

  1. IMAGE POSITION

Position the top of your head to the top and center of the screen and make sure your image covers more than 50% of the screen. Stay there for the entire conference. To keep yourself from skooching down, sit in a secretary chair or a wooden dining room chair. Chairs with arms and upholstered furniture lend themselves to slouching on camera. Check yourself often so that you continue to sit up straight and occupy more than 50% of the screen.

  1. LIGHTING

Do not put your back to a window. You will be seen in silhouette.

  1. BACKGROUND

Keep your background clean and clear. A blank wall is best. If you don’t have a blank wall, then position your camera for a close up shot so that your face takes up most of the screen. This will lessen the distraction of the background.

  1. MOVEMENT

Sit still. If you use a standing desk, stand still. The camera doesn’t know what to focus on when you are moving about. I have seen many people on video calls this week with their bookcase in focus rather than their face because they are moving around, and the camera doesn’t know where to focus.

  1. SOUND

Mute yourself when you are not speaking. Small sounds that you don’t notice in person can be heard by everyone else. Keyboarding, finger tapping and dogs yapping are all very loud on the mic, even if they are not loud in person.


Let me know if these six tips to improve your video conference have been helpful.

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humor lifestyle quarantine

Day Whatever of the Quarantine

day whatever of the quarantine

DAY WHATEVER OF THE QUARANTINE

Day whatever of the quarantine.

I took a Buzzfeed quiz.

I found out that the first name of my soulmate starts with G.

Sorry, Bob.

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humor lifestyle quarantine

A TP Run to Walmart

a tp run to walmart

A TP RUN TO WALMART

Bob risked his life and good health to go on a TP run to Walmart.

The shelves were cleared out.

But for a good reason.

There was a guy standing behind a counter doling out one package per customer.

That’ll work.

Next, Bob checked out the beer aisle.

There appeared to be no shortage.

He brought home a LOT of beer.

We are now well prepared for this quarantine.

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humor lifestyle quarantine

Binge Watching During the Quarantine

binge watching during the quarantine

BINGE WATCHING DURING THE QUARANTINE

We binge watched Chernobyl last night.

What else is there to do except binge watching during the quarantine?

I’m not sure it was such a good idea to watch a show about an apocalypse while we are in the midst of an apocalypse.

Tonight we’ll binge on comedy.