Mostly True Memoirs

The Clown Returned

The neighbors have re-installed the massive, blow-up, Halloween clown.

It continues to loom over my kitchen table.

It’s watching me while I eat…

However, I think it is some kind of bargain, knock-off, cheap quality sort of clown.

It’s already showing the ravages of time.

And we still have two weeks to go before Halloween.

I can only hope that bad weather will take it down quickly.

My husband says that I am not being neighborly.

Excuse me?

WHO is not being neighborly?

They are the ones who put up a clown.

Clowns are creepy.

I am simply standing my ground.

And praying for hail.

Very sharp hail.