Mostly True Memoirs

Staycation

Bob is out of town.

I informed the Grown Son that when Dad is out of town, I am on Staycation.

I don’t cook or shop.

I’m quite happy to eat toast and fruit for dinner.

The Grown Son was very concerned.

What will he eat?

I informed him that there was cooked taco meat in the freezer.

He rummaged around until he found it, and then he objected.

Because it was frozen.

Excuse me?

What did he think he was going to find in the freezer?

A hot meal?

That reminds me…

I need to add some wine to my toast and fruit dinner.

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NaNoWriMo

Not only is November National Diabetes Awareness Month, It is also NaNoWriMo.

National Novel Writing Month.

The idea is to write 1667 words a day.

If you do that every day, you will have written 50,000 words by the end of November.

I’m not entering the official contest.

In the official contest you have to upload your manuscript to prove your word count.

I’m not that trusting.

I’ll do the writing.

I’ll do the word count.

But I’m not uploading my work…

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Diabetes Awareness Month

November is Diabetes Awareness Month.

Both of my sons have T1 diabetes.

I don’t need a special month to become aware.

I’m painfully aware of diabetes every single day of my life.

I vowed, on that first day, even though I was terrified, that we would simply make the adjustments and carry on.

And we have.

It hasn’t been easy.

Some days have been awful.

Diabetes is like that.

On the bad days, we make the adjustments and carry on.

Because f**k you, diabetes.

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Writing Tip

A question writers often ask is, “Do I have to limit myself to writing what I know?”

The answer is NO.

Writing is creative.

Stretch your mind and write on any topic you choose.

But be careful.

Your manuscript might get passed if your story doesn’t make sense.

I recently read a manuscript where the main character was a painter.

The author wrote about chiaroscuro.

But she clearly didn’t understand the notion of this artistic concept.

And she didn’t even spell it right.

I read another manuscript with Jewish characters.

But this author clearly didn’t understand Yiddish slang.

Words like “kvetch,” “schlock,” and “schmutz” were used completely out of context.

I started to binge-watch a popular Netflix series, but I had to quit.

The main character’s backstory is that he was a baseball phenom in high school.

However, there was a batting cage scene with the actor in a ridiculous batting stance.

A phenom should know how to position himself at the plate.

How in the world did this scene pass a technical edit?

I quit watching the show.

I quit watching that actor.

I’ll never get that goofy batting stance image out of my head.

The bottom line is that it’s OK to write about an unfamiliar topic.

But do your research.

Or your manuscript will get passed.

Or worse, it will get produced, and then it will become a laughingstock.

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Power Outage

I received a text from SCE.

They told me that despite our medical exemption from voluntary rolling blackouts, we may experience a blackout due to fire conditions.

They told me to prepare.

Apparently SCE doesn’t know that we have moved out of California.

I laughed and laughed.

Our insulin is secure in the fridge.

I don’t miss the Santa Ana winds at all.

Stay safe, Ventura County.

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