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It’s Obnoxious – Don’t Use Your Speaker In Public!

Post author By Liz Brenner
Post date June 9, 2023
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Don’t Use Your Speaker In Public!

At the pharmacy today, the woman behind me entered the store in the middle of a very loud conversation on speaker mode with her daughter.

How did I know it was her daughter?

She called the woman Mom.

They spoke at length about a trip to Costco.

And dropping the kids off at swimming lessons.

And then picking them up.

They were as loud as they were inane.

Why did the woman stay on speakerphone?

Why didn’t she wait outside until she was done?

Did the daughter know that everyone could hear her?

The guy who was helping me was so distracted that he kept making mistakes.

Which only prolonged the agony.

It wasn’t his fault.

He’s usually very efficient.

If I were a bold and nervy sort of person, I would have joined the conversation.

Or at the very least, I would have done something distracting.

Or rude.

But I am neither bold nor nervy.

I simply endured.

And promised myself I will NEVER use the speaker in public.

Liz Brenner

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Especially you.

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It Was Worth It – A Great Book Is Always Worth It!

Post author By Liz Brenner
Post date June 8, 2023
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Mostly True Memoirs

It Was Totally Worth It!

It was worth it.

I just read Remarkably Bright Creatures for a book club.

You can’t find it for love or money in any library.

There’s a 12-week wait on Overdrive.

I was tempted to just skip the read this month.

But then I saw it in a bookstore so I picked it up.

And boy, am I glad I did.

I loved this story.

I have just spent the entire morning watching Giant Pacific Octopus clips on YouTube.

No it wasn’t a waste of time.

It was enriching.

And educational.

But now I have a morning’s worth of work to catch up on.

It was totally worth it.

A great book is always worth it.

Liz Brenner

Everyone has a story to tell.

Even you.

Especially you.

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Why The Blackberries Need To Be Trimmed

Post author By Liz Brenner
Post date June 6, 2023
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Blackberries!

I was told, years ago, that I would regret planting blackberries.

Well, I don’t actually regret it.

Yet.

But holy smokes I’ve got a lot of fruit.

I still have frozen berries from last summer.

And lots of jars of jam.

And now there’s a new harvest.

This year I’m going to make juice.

From the juice I can make shaved ice.

Or pancake syrup.

Or margaritas.

And I’m going to try my hand at ice cream.

I’ll still freeze some whole berries because they are good in smoothies and pies.

After this harvest, I’m going to trim the vines down to a much smaller version of what I’ve got.

Otherwise, next summer I might literally drown in blackberries.

Liz Brenner

Everyone has a story to tell.

Even you.

Especially you.

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Lifestyle

Mosquitoes Love Me!

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Stupid Mosquitoes!

I did some yard work.

I remembered the sunscreen.

But I forgot the bug spray.

If my life’s ambition had been to nourish and provide for the entire population of mosquitoes in North Texas, I would be content right now.

However, that has never been my life’s ambition.

Not even close.

Instead of being satisfied, I am itchy.

And scratchy.

And covered in sticky green aloe vera gel.

I’m horrified to realize that I most certainly have contributed to the health and wellbeing of the burgeoning summer bug population.

Stupid mosquitoes.

Liz Brenner

Everyone has a story to tell.

Even you.

Especially you.

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Family

A Boy Mom Is Required To Say Some Weird Stuff

Post author By Liz Brenner
Post date May 30, 2023
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I’m A Boy Mom

I pan fried a couple of steaks.

They turned out very tasty.

But the kitchen filled with smoke.

I had to open up the back door to clear the air.

The open door let in about a billion flies.

Luckily, the Grown Son is quite handy with a fly swatter.

It was actually kind of impressive.

All I ever do is scatter the flies around.

I never actually smash one.

The Grown Son proudly deposited each dead bug onto a napkin so that he could keep count.

It was gross, but it was effective, so I couldn’t complain.

I made him throw the mess in the garbage.

He can take a picture if he wants a memento.

“We’re not keeping the dead flies,” I informed him.

After all these years of being a boy mom, this isn’t even close to the weirdest thing I’ve ever said.

Liz Brenner

Everyone has a story to tell.

Even you.

Especially you.

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Lifestyle

It Was Chaotic – How To Have A Crazy Weekend!

Post author By Liz Brenner
Post date May 23, 2023
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It Was Chaotic!

It was a crazy weekend.

One kid moved out.

And one kid moved in.

And the moving-out kid’s roommate came in from out of state.

All on the same weekend.

It was chaotic.

Absolutely chaotic.

My not-quite-healed postop knee got me out of the heavy work.

I scoured sinks and washed floors while the guys hauled heavy stuff and lost their s**t on each other.

But it all got done.

Thanks to Bob who lost his s**t louder than everyone else.

At the end of the day, I tried to relax in the back yard with a glass of wine.

And wouldn’t you know, a fly dove right in and drowned.

Ewww.

Yup, that’s what kind of weekend I had.

All I need to do now is get the moving-in kid organized.

And get the house back in order.

And maybe, finally, enjoy a fly-free glass of wine.

Liz Brenner

Everyone has a story to tell.

Even you.

Especially you.

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Humblebragging – I Definitely Deserve It This Time!

Post author By Liz Brenner
Post date May 18, 2023
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Humblebragging!

Yeah, I’m humblebragging, but I won!

OK, I know, this is just a first-world problem.

But it’s more than that.

It’s a first-world, freakishly-small-woman problem.

The shopping carts at Winco are very deep.

Very, very deep.

They are so deep that sometimes I lose small items in the bottom of the cart.

I have to dive in head-first to get the stuff out.

At this store, you have to bag your own groceries.

If I’m wasting time fishing things out of the bottom of the cart, it’s going to slow down my bagging at the other end.

The people behind me get angry.

At least, I feel like they’re getting angry.

Today there was only one cashier.

And a very long line.

But I had loaded my items strategically into the cart so that I didn’t lose anything at the bottom.

Whew – I deserve some humblebragging this once!

Freakishly-Small-Woman 1, Winco Shopping Cart 0.

Liz Brenner

Everyone has a story to tell.

Even you.

Especially you.

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Dog

Why It’s Important To Teach Your Dog To Heel

Post author By Liz Brenner
Post date May 17, 2023
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Teach Your Dog To Heel

Heel!

I’ve got Blue in a dog training class.

She’s very smart, and she’s very eager to please.

At our last session, we worked on “heel.”

One lady took her dog and left class.

She thought that this lesson was boring.

Seriously?

It’s the most fundamental thing to teach.

Once the dog learns to heel, all the other commands fall into place.

Plus, heeling makes walks more fun because the dog doesn’t pull.

It’s a huge loss if she doesn’t learn this thing.

During our dog class, a rabbit wandered by.

It was either a very stupid rabbit or a very brave rabbit.

All the dogs went nuts.

The rabbit, either very stupid or very brave, lived, thanks to the very skilled dog trainer.

It was a teachable moment.

Heel!

Liz Brenner

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Even you.

Especially you.

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This Time, The Jokes Just Wrote Themselves

Post author By Liz Brenner
Post date May 15, 2023
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The Jokes Just Wrote Themselves

We used the Shop Vac to clean up a mess.

But then something got lodged in the hose.

We used a broomstick to poke the mess out.

And broke the end of the broomstick.

We had to do an emergency surgery.

It was not as simple as it appeared to be.

The blockage was really lodged in there.

Bob, the Shop-Vac Surgeon, did not appreciate my colonoscopy humor.

At least not in the midst of the delicate procedure.

Once the patient was successfully cleaned out, he laughed.

As he should.

I mean, come on, this time the jokes just wrote themselves.

Liz Brenner

Everyone has a story to tell.

Even you.

Especially you.