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You Gotta Be Kidding Me! You Want How Much Money? That’s Crazy!

You gotta be kidding me!

Seriously?

Kroger sells men’s boxers for $40.00 a pack.

What the heck are they made of?

Diamonds?

I had to look twice to make sure I wasn’t seeing things.

Fruit of the Loom, Hanes, Jockey.

They were all in the $40 range.

What kind of fool would pay this price?

Someone must be buying, or they wouldn’t carry the product.

Kroger has scaled back their clothing department this past year.

They would have gotten rid of an item that wasn’t moving.

For some mysterious reason, they are still carrying $40.00 boxer packs.

No, I did not make that purchase.

I ran over to Target where they had the exact same product for $15.00.

Thank goodness, the Grown Sons will still get their stockings stuffed.

No way, Kroger, I don’t think so.

A funny skiing story. Did I win? Or did I lose?

I told some friends my funny skiing story.

The story about how Bob once tried to kill me.

He tells a completely different version of this event.

Way back when, he took me to Mammoth to teach me to ski.

Bob is a very good skier.

I had never been.

When it was all over, I still couldn’t ski.

And I was furious.

I was certain he was trying to kill me.

It was a test.

If I died, he wouldn’t marry me.

I guess I passed the test.

I concluded my story with, “but I didn’t die.”

My friends collectively responded, “Yet.”

I didn’t die, and neither did that skiing story.