Mostly True Memoirs
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I Won This Time!
Fake winter has come and gone..
We had a couple of really cold days.
With freezing cold nights.
You think that would have killed the bugs.
But it didn’t.
We’re now back to Second Fall with lovely, warm weather.
And the bugs are still here.
Why didn’t they die in the cold?
I found an enormous fire ant hill on the patio.
The patio!
Don’t they know there’s a boundary line that they’re not supposed to cross?
I got out the Raid.
Hand to heart, I swear that those evil fire ants thumbed their evil fire ant noses at me and continued on their evil fire ant march through the toxic mist.
I had to spray them many, many times.
I won.
This time.
They’ll be out for revenge now.
I seriously can’t wait for the first hard frost.
Liz Brenner
Everyone has a story to tell.
Even you.
Especially you.