How To Make The Security Team Laugh

When I go to the grocery store, I always park in the same spot.

I park in the very back.

It’s my security check.

I can avoid door dings.

And I always remember where I parked.

However, on this particular shopping trip, the grocery store was crazy busy.

There were no parking spots available anywhere.

I had to drive around the lot several times.

I finally found a parking spot when someone pulled out.

It was a first-row spot.

What luck!

However, I guess I left my brain at home.

When I finished my shoppping, I walked straight to the back of the parking lot.

And my car wasn’t there!

I remembered that I had parked elsewhere.

But where?

I had to walk up and down five different aisles before I found my car.

I know, I could have hit the alarm.

But it was crowded, and I didn’t want to scare anyone.

I finally found my car exacty where I left it.

In that first-row spot.

That great parking spot was totally wasted on me.

I’ll bet they had a good laugh at me from the security cameras.

Next time, I’m parking in the back.