Mostly True Memoirs
Someone said that it’s a shame that murder is super illegal.
I think it’s a very good thing that murder is super illegal.
It’s a deterrent.
I wouldn’t do well in prison.
It would be too people-y.
What if I didn’t get along with my roommate?
I doubt that the bedding would be clean enough.
And don’t get me started on the lack of fresh produce at mealtime.
Yep, I think it’s a very good thing that murder is super illegal.
Y’all can sleep well tonight knowing that I have been sufficiently deterred.