Mostly True Memoirs
THERE’S A NEW GOOD GIRL IN TOWN. THE RABBITS HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Wrigley was a good girl.
She was The Best Dog Ever.
But she was a terrible hunter.
Her life was spent chasing rabbits and squirrels and cats and birds.
She never once caught anything.
On a few occasions, she cornered a critter.
But it always got away.
Blue, on the other hand, has proven herself to be quite a hunter.
This weekend, she killed her first rabbit.
Don’t get me wrong, I hate rabbits.
They’re destructive, evil garden wreckers disguised as adorable, fluffy Disney characters.
I don’t want the rabbits killed.
I just want them chased away.
Blue didn’t get that message.
She killed it.
Thankfully she didn’t know what to do with it once she broke its neck.
It was not as gross of an ordeal as it could have been.
The Grown Son is proud.
The rabbits have been warned.
There’s a new good girl in town.