How To Miss Seeing The Northern Lights

Last night I saw online that many local people could see the Northern Lights.

So I went outside to check it out.

I did not see any Northern Lights.

But I did step on a whole bunch of sharp stuff that my oak tree drops in the driveway every fall.

My husband very helpfully told me that I should probably be wearing shoes.

Yes.

Yes, I probably should be wearing shoes.

That would have been a very good idea.

I wish I had thought of it.

I painfully crunched on more sharp stuff on my way back inside.

A couple of F-bombs may or may not have been dropped along the way.

This fact has not been confirmed.

Northern Lights 0, sharp stuff in the driveway 1.