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It’s A Festivus Miracle In March!

It's a Festivus miracle in March!

I was very surprised to find four unadorned, aluminum poles in the backyard under the kitchen window.

Are these Festivus poles?

It’s not even Festivus season.

What’s going on?

It turns out that Bob bought them to repair the fence section that fell in the storm last week.

These poles have a very high strength-to-weight ratio, which, apparently, our former fence poles did not.

Frank Costanza would be pleased.

I’m going to name this new section of our fence “Fenstivus.”

“…and at the festivus celebration, you gather your family around and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year.”

It’s a Festivus miracle!

Liz Brenner

Everyone has a story to tell.

Even you.

Especially you.

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