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Stupid Mosquitoes!

I did some yard work.

I remembered the sunscreen.

But I forgot the bug spray.

If my life’s ambition had been to nourish and provide for the entire population of mosquitoes in North Texas, I would be content right now.

However, that has never been my life’s ambition.

Not even close.

Instead of being satisfied, I am itchy.

And scratchy.

And covered in sticky green aloe vera gel.

I’m horrified to realize that I most certainly have contributed to the health and wellbeing of the burgeoning summer bug population.

Stupid mosquitoes.

Liz Brenner

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