Tag: ankle monitor

I got one of those under-the-desk bicycle pedal things.

I sit at my computer all day, so this will give me a little exercise.

A hard lesson learned is that it’s MUCH better to pedal backward than forward.

With forward pedaling, I tend to slide out of the chair.

Going backward keeps my rear end firmly planted in place.

I also learned that my office chair has a distracting squeak.

A shot of WD40 solved that problem.

I’m trying to keep track of my steps, so I’ve been wearing my Apple Watch on my leg.

It looks like an ankle monitor.

Which feels a bit like false advertising.

If I’m going to wear an ankle monitor, I should at least make an attempt to be a criminal.

However, I have no inclination toward drugs, burglary, or violence.

Also, I have absolutely no skills.

I would make a terrible criminal.

I’m going to ask the Grown Sons how I should approach this.

I bet they’ll have lots of great ideas for me.

Hahaha, seriously, the Apple Watch is the closest I’ll ever get to an ankle monitor.