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How To Turn Down The Hot Date Of A Lifetime

A hot date?

I got an urgent notice regarding my toll tags.

Apparently, I’m overdrawn on my account.

And I owe late fees.

They’re going to send me to collections.

Unless I follow their instructions.

And do it immediately.

But here’s the thing.

Their email address had the word “romance” in it.

Seriously?

The Texas Department of Transportaion issues the toll tags.

I don’t think of romance when I think of TxDOT.

I know, Valentine’s Day is coming up.

But that still doesn’t equate TxDOT with a hot date.

Yeah, nah, I’m not going to follow those instructions.

It doesn’t sound romantic at all.

In fact, it sounds like the exact opposite of a hot date

Since there’s no possibility of chocolate or flowers, and it’s a sure bet that there will be no sizzling hot date, I’m just going to ignore the whole thing.

Sorry, Scammer, I won’t be your Valentine.

Liz Brenner

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Even you.

Especially you.

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