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How To Make The Security Team Laugh

How to make the security team laugh

When I go to the grocery store, I always park in the same spot.

I park in the very back.

It’s my security check.

I can avoid door dings.

And I always remember where I parked.

However, on this particular shopping trip, the grocery store was crazy busy.

There were no parking spots available anywhere.

I had to drive around the lot several times.

I finally found a parking spot when someone pulled out.

It was a first-row spot.

What luck!

However, I guess I left my brain at home.

When I finished my shoppping, I walked straight to the back of the parking lot.

And my car wasn’t there!

I remembered that I had parked elsewhere.

But where?

I had to walk up and down five different aisles before I found my car.

I know, I could have hit the alarm.

But it was crowded, and I didn’t want to scare anyone.

I finally found my car exacty where I left it.

In that first-row spot.

That great parking spot was totally wasted on me.

I’ll bet they had a good laugh at me from the security cameras.

Next time, I’m parking in the back.

Liz Brenner

Everyone has a story to tell.

Even you.

Especially you.

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I Love To Interrupt, Even If AI Disapproves

I love to interrupt, even if AI disapproves

I know, I know, I know, it’s rude to interrupt.

But hear me out.

Teaching spelling can be boring.

It’s boring for the students.

It’s boring for the teacher.

But it’s necessary.

To liven up my classes, I’ll have the students write silly sentences with their words.

The only rule is that the sentences must make sense grammatically.

They can be as outrageous as they want.

As long as they keep it clean.

One kid went above and beyond the assignment.

Instead of a silly sentence, he wrote an entire silly story, incorporating all the spelling words on our list.

He wrote a very long missive about how he loves to interrupt (which was one of the spelling words.)

It was a funny story, and he had the whole class giggling.

However, when we ran the story through our classroom AI Text Proofreader, he got a long, stern lecture about manners.

It’s rude to interrupt.

Well duh.

Of course it’s rude.

That’s what made the story funny.

We tried all kinds of different prompts to let the text proofreader know that this story was satire.

It kept giving us the same response.

It was the perfect opportunity to talk to the students about the limitations of artificial intelligence.

AI doesn’t understand nuance.

Satire is nuance.

AI just doesn’t get it.

Artificial Intelligence is good, but in the end, you have to rely on your own sound judgment.

I hope they remember this very important lesson.

Liz Brenner

Everyone has a story to tell.

Even you.

Especially you.

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