Mostly True Memoirs

My grocery store has changed the layout.
The holidays are upon us, and I can’t find a thing that I need.
It totally throws me off.
The Kroger near me is enormous.
I have had to criss-cross the vast expanse of this place several times because they moved the sour cream.
This is, of course, why they do it.
They want to keep the customers in the store longer.
I’m so mad that I’m tempted to boycott.
But I can’t because I need food.