Mostly True Memoirs
MY SWAN SONG FOR 2020
The sh**show that is 2020 just keeps on giving.
I did a load of wash with some Kleenex in a pocket.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the backyard, plucking thousands and thousands of Kleenex shards off of all of the clothes.
With any luck, this will be my swan song for 2020.