Mostly True Memoirs
A FIRE PIT IN THE BACK YARD
Bob is going to build a fire pit in the back yard.
He showed me pictures of what it will look like.
Today he marked off the area with spray paint.
We now have a big pink circle with an X in the middle of the lawn.
It looks less like a fire pit and more like a conjuring circle.
I’ll admit, I’m a little anxious.
Bob laughed and told me not to worry.
But isn’t that exactly what you would expect him to say?
I’ll sleep with one eye open until this project is completed.
Or until I get summoned by demons.
Whichever comes first.