Mostly True Memoirs
What a storm we had last night!
We had three inches of rain and hail the size of baseballs.
The roof is trashed.
The cars are trashed.
This morning the neighborhood was flooded with roofers and body shops.
The guy who is doing our roof didn’t climb up to do his inspection.
He used a drone which sent pictures down to his tablet.
I never knew that property damage could be so much fun!
The contractors put yard signs in front of the houses they are working for.
It’s not only for advertising, it’s also to ward off the door-to-door guys.
Apparently some of the door-to-door guys can’t read.
They’re ringing the doorbell anyway.
The doorbell guys are by far the most annoying aspect of this storm.