Mostly True Memoirs
THE PORTA POTTY GUY
I was driving down a two-lane country road.
I kept plenty of room between me and the pick-up in front of me.
The guy behind me was annoyed.
He wanted me to speed up.
I refused.
He rage-lane-changed around me.
And then he pulled up short.
And slowed down to give the truck in front plenty of room.
Yeah, the guy in front was hauling a couple of Porta Potties.
You’d have to be in a crazy-insane kind of hurry to crowd the Porta-Potty Guy.
I’ve never been in that kind of a hurry.
I’ll never be in that kind of a hurry.
But if anyone ever wants to test it out, it would be very entertaining to watch.