HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEYTON MANNING
Happy birthday, Peyton Manning.
We started the celebration early in the morning with Belgian waffles and bananas foster.
The party continued into the dinner hour.
With spaghetti and meatballs.
Everything was fresh and homemade.
Of course, there was a birthday cake for dessert.
Peyton never showed up.
That was kind of rude.
But luckily it was Bob’s birthday too.
The celebration didn’t go to waste.
We watched our favorite clip of Manning on SNL.
And spent the rest of the day quoting things like, “Loser,” and “You suck,” and “It’s not that f**king hard.”
The skit ended with “Spend time with your kids, so Peyton Manning doesn’t.”
Maybe next year, Peyton, maybe next year.