Mostly True Memoirs
A funny skiing story. Did I win? Or did I lose?
I told some friends my funny skiing story.
The story about how Bob once tried to kill me.
He tells a completely different version of this event.
Way back when, he took me to Mammoth to teach me to ski.
Bob is a very good skier.
I had never been.
When it was all over, I still couldn’t ski.
And I was furious.
I was certain he was trying to kill me.
It was a test.
If I died, he wouldn’t marry me.
I guess I passed the test.
I concluded my story with, “but I didn’t die.”
My friends collectively responded, “Yet.”
I didn’t die, and neither did that skiing story.