Mostly True Memoirs

Seriously? It’s the shortest day of the year. But that’s not all!
It’s the shortest day of the year today.
And who knew?
It’s also National Short Girl Appreciation Day.
How did I not know this holiday existed?
Statistics say that guys prefer short girls.
Although that can’t be true.
Tall girls are gorgeous.
Maybe they skewed the stats for National Short Girl Appreciation Day.
I have a backlog of short-girl celebrations to catch up on.
It’s party time.