Mostly True Memoirs
THAT’S BAD NEWS FOR ME
I read an article that said that tall women tend to have a longer life span.
That’s bad news for me.
In my mind I can hear the Grown Sons scoffing.
“It sucks to be you,” is what they might say.
Or, “That sounds like a you problem, not a me problem.”
Now I’m mad.
Their imaginary disrespect is insulting.
That’s it – I’m leaving everything I have to the dog.
And that may happen very soon, according to the article that I read.