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That’s Bad News For Me

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That's bad news for me

THAT’S BAD NEWS FOR ME

I read an article that said that tall women tend to have a longer life span.

Seriously?

That’s bad news for me.

In my mind I can hear the Grown Sons scoffing.

It sucks to be you,” is what they might say.

Or, “That sounds like a you problem, not a me problem.”

Now I’m mad.

Their imaginary disrespect is insulting.

That’s it – I’m leaving everything I have to the dog.

And that may happen very soon, according to the article that I read.

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