Mostly True Memoirs
The Problem With Bed Sheets
I don’t understand why millennials have such a problem with bed sheets.
I just went to change the guest bed.
There were no sheets at all in the room.
Every time the Grown Son comes to visit, he makes up the bed with only the bottom sheet.
He refuses to use a top sheet.
And he takes the fitted one home with him every time.
At this point, I have about a dozen top sheets in the linen closet.
But I don’t have one single bottom sheet.
At least I know the Grown Son has linens at his place.
He has plenty of fitted sheets.
Probably a dozen.
I will be shopping for more bottom sheets this week.
If I bought Justin Bieber bedding, I bet he wouldn’t swipe it.
Of course, I’d never have guests again either.
Y’all will have to come and visit me to see how I resolve this issue.