Mostly True Memoirs
Package Protection Day
Today, November 30, is National Package Protection Day.
I think.
Some sources say it’s the Wednesday after Thanksgiving which would be December 1 this year.
Other sources say that it’s always on November 30.
The package protection officials need to clarify this very confusing issue so that the rest of us can acknowledge the holiday properly.
I assume it’s a celebration of delivery packages.
And not that other kind of package.
Although really, all packages need protection, don’t they?
I guess I’ll spend the day shopping online.
And tracking my package deliveries.
What else would I do to celebrate?
Happy National Package Protection Day!