Mostly True Memoirs
IT’S NATIONAL WHAT DAY?
Yesterday was National Nude Day.
National what day?
I am eternally grateful that no one I know celebrated that.
Or if they did, I was blessedly unaware.
Yesterday was also National Tape Measure Day.
To top it off, yesterday was also National Pandemonium Day.
Yeah, I can see how that would work.
Naked people running around with tape measures might cause a stir.
Now I know to skip July 14 next year.