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I didn’t do it

I Didn't Do It

I Didn’t Do It

I didn’t do it.  

Seriously.  

I wrote an article for a client.  

They ran it through an AI Detector.  

They told me it looks like AI wrote it.  

Should I be insulted?  

Or should I be proud?  

Do I write so well that it looks like a bot wrote it?  

Or do I write so badly that it looks like a bot wrote it?  

The client didn’t clarify that point.  

At any rate, I didn’t do it.  

I did not use AI to write this piece.  

AI does lots of wonderful things.  

But it can’t write.  

It overwrites, creating pieces that are terminally mansplained.  

As an aside, I hate the word “mansplain.”  

It’s sexist.  

I am just as capable as any man of speaking in a condescending and patronizing tone.  

*Note to self – invent a better word.  

At any rate, I have tried to get AI to write a blog post for me.  

Just to see if it could capture my voice.  

For the record, it can’t capture my voice.  

No matter which AI program I use or how many detailed prompts I give it, it just writes a terrible imitation of me.  

So, no, Mr. Client, I did not use AI to write your article.  

I didn’t do it.

Liz Brenner

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