What Makes National Popcorn Day Such A Conflict?

National Popcorn Day

Today is National Popcorn Day.

Oh, I’m so conflicted.

I love popcorn.

But popcorn doesn’t love me.

After eating it, I spend days and days and days picking shrapnel out of my gums.

It’s so painful.

I brush, I floss, I rinse.

But still, my gums are plagued.

You’d think I wouldn’t eat it, knowing how much pain I’ll be in.

But you’d think wrong.

I eat it.

And then I complain and swear I’m never going to eat it again.

Every time.

Stupid popcorn.

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