I don’t know how to say this politely.
So I’ll just say it.
It appears that the mosquitoes had a party on my a$$ last night.
I’ve got several itchy bites in places that I can’t scratch.
Not in public anyway.
What I want to know is – why?
There’s plenty of available, easy-to-access flesh on my ankles, arms and face.
Why would they make things difficult for themselves by going for the keester?
It’s an awfully long journey up the pant leg.
Or through the fabric.
There’s plenty of available skin that’s much easier to access.
Maybe the a$$ is a mosquito goal.
Like Mt. Everest for people.
Because it’s there, as they say.
Yes, it’s here.
Stupid mosquitoes.
Liz Brenner
Everyone has a story to tell.
Even you.
Especially you.
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