An Easy Way To Manage The ELF Diet

It’s that time of year again.

Time to start the old ELF diet.

You know which one I’m talking about.

You don’t have to measure your food or keep any records.

There’s nothing you can’t eat on this diet.

It’s simple.

Although don’t look to me as any kind of role model.

I’ve obviously failed this diet many times over.

The ELF diet regimen is simple.

Eat Less Food.

So far today I have had no cookies.

Which is a considerable improvement over the past few days.

Of course, the day is not over yet.

There’s no telling what sort of cookie damage I might do in the coming hours.

I’m hoping the Grown Sons will come by for dinner and clear out all the holiday leftovers.

That way I can’t be tempted by cookies or mashed potatoes.

Let the ELF diet begin!