A Seriously Disgusting Sale Item

Canned vegan hot dogs.

Seriously?

I saw them on the clearance rack at the grocery store.

Yup, they were on clearance.

Apparently even the vegans don’t want them.

I am not a fan of canned foods in the first place.

But canned vegan hot dogs are about as disgusting as you can go on the canned food scale.

Especially since you’re already at the grocery store.

You could just walk over to the produce department and find a fresh, yummy, vegan option.

I was tempted to buy them, just for a joke.

Maybe I could pull a joke on someone at the next potluck dinner.

But then I thought that I didn’t want to give the canned vegan hot dog folks any false hope.

Being their Only Customer Ever would be too great a burden for me to bear.

Yeah, nah, I passed on that particular clearance rack item.

Seriously.