The Very Handsome Man is back.
Actually, he never left.
He keeps showing up with a different pic and same script, hoping I won’t notice the reruns.
Today, I got yet another friend request.
As expected, the profile features a Very Handsome Man with Very Luxurious Toys.
Yachts. Sports cars. Sometimes even a tiger or two.
Always staged in a dreamy beach setting.
And – SURPRISE – he loves my smile.
And my posts.
And he wants to be my friend.
Yay!
A new BFF!
But hold on.
According to his profile, this one is a Proudly Orthopedic Surgeon Doctor.
Seriously?
Here’s the thing:
If you’re going to try scam someone, maybe don’t scam an English teacher.
Or at least make the effort to run your fake profile through a grammar checker.
Thanks, but no thanks, Very Handsome Man.
I’ll pass.
Again.
Liz Brenner
Everyone has a story to tell.
Even you.
Especially you.
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