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We Have A Winner! But Why? It’s Disgusting

We have a winner

We have a winner!

The women’s champion of this year’s Nathan’s hot dog eating contest won with 51 hot dogs in ten minutes.

Fifty-one hot dogs.

With buns.

Oh. My. God.

How?

I have never, in my entire life, eaten two hot dogs at once.

How in the world could a person eat 51?

You’d have to start much smaller and work your way up.

But seriously, after you had, say, five hot dogs in one sitting, you would be sick and bloated and nauseous.

Why in the world would you set your sights even higher?

What could possibly make you think, that after eating five hot dogs, maybe you should strive for ten?

And then 20?

All the way up to 51?

I can’t imagine eating 51 of anything, even something healthy.

Fifty-one carrots?

Nope.

Never gonna happen.

I googled how to train for a hot dog eating contest.

It’s disgusting.

I’ll bet all of those hot dog eating contestants are having a miserable 5th of July.

But hey, congratulations for eating 51 hot dogs.

We have a winner.

Liz Brenner

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