Mostly True Memoirs
All Pirate Talk, All Day
Shiver me timbers!
Do you know what day it is today?
It’s International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Arrghhh, Bob apparently forgot, the old salt.
He hasn’t pirated once today.
I’m kind of disappointed in him.
No, I take that back.
I’m very disappointed in him.
Queen Elizabeth I ruled during the Golden Age of Pirates.
Is it a coincidence that Queen Elizabeth II’s funeral was today?
There’s a historical connection.
A dubious connection, but it’s all I’ve got.
Avast, Bob, you scurvy hornswaggler, you’ve still got time to redeem yourself!