Categories
humor lifestyle

Talk Like a Pirate Day

Mostly True Memoirs

talk like a pirate day

Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Arrrghhh.

Bob must have been a pirate in another life.

He’s fluent.

He’s playing golf today.

But he refused to dress in pirate gear.

We have pirate costumes.

They are in a box in the garage marked “Pirate Crap.”

I tried to get rid of it when we moved.

Bob insisted on keeping it.

But for what?

He won’t dress up on International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Arrrggghhh!

Leave a Reply