Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Bob must have been a pirate in another life.
He’s playing golf today.
But he refused to dress in pirate gear.
They are in a box in the garage marked “Pirate Crap.”
I tried to get rid of it when we moved.
Bob insisted on keeping it.
But for what?
He won’t dress up on International Talk Like a Pirate Day.