Whew!
I survived!
Another July 14 has come and gone without any damage.
What’s so special about July 14?
Don’t you know?
I thought everyone knew.
July 14 is National Nude Day.
AND it’s National Tape Measure Day.
Who thinks these things up?
And how did these two celebrations get put on the same calendar day?
I have never, ever, not once in my life, not on July 14, nor on any other day of the year, seen nude people running around with tape measures.
But still, every July 14, I wonder.
Will THIS be the year that I am forced to witness the craziness?
Obviously, this wasn’t the year.
Whew – I’m safe for 364 more days.
Liz Brenner
Everyone has a story to tell.
Even you.
Especially you.
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