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A Real Holiday Requires Something To Be Broken

A Real Holiday Celebration

A Real Holiday Celebration

It’s not really a holiday celebration unless something in the house decides to fall apart at the worst possible moment.

This year’s featured catastrophe?

A door.

A very important door.

The fire door between the garage and the house.

You know, the one that’s supposed to protect us, not trap us.

The Doorknob That Refused to Participate

The door was jammed.

It was stuck shut.

We couldn’t open it from either side.

This was not exactly the festive vibe we were going for.

We tried unscrewing the doorknob… nothing.

We tried taking the doorknob guts apart… still nothing.

The clear next step was to remove the door at the hinges.

Except…

It’s a fire door, which means it has a safety hinge that requires a special key.

A key we do not have.

A key that the long-ago previous homeowners did not leave behind.

A key that has apparently joined the Witness Protection Program with all the missing Tupperware lids.

The Mystery Pin and the Sticky-Outy Part

We spotted the real issue – a broken pin was blocking the latch mechanism (or, in highly technical terms, the sticky-outy part that was stuck inside the door frame).

It wouldn’t budge.

The only access was through the doorknob hole which didn’t provide enough room to get any tools in to unjam the latch.

The Holiday Language Was NOT In The Holiday Spirit

After many failed attempts and a whole lot of unfestive curse words, we finally pried out the old doorknob.

Without damaging the door – woo hoo!

By a stroke of dumb luck, we just happened to have a spare doorknob in the garage, and it was installed in record time.

Whew. Problem solved.

And just like that, we were able to cross Home Repair Crisis off our annual Thanksgiving To-Do List.

Why I Love These Moments (Even When I Don’t)

Here’s the funny thing:

Moments like this – ordinary frustrations, broken hardware, missing mystery keys – are the raw materials of great stories.

They have rhythm.

They have tension.

They have tiny victories.

You don’t need epic quests to write something memorable.

You just need real life… preferably without a stuck fire door next time.

Storytelling Takeaway

If you’ve ever had a holiday derailed by a malfunctioning appliance or an unexpectedly dramatic repair, congratulations.

You have the beginnings of a great story.

Real life is storytelling material.

Write it.

Shape it.

Find the rhythm.

Share the laugh.

Your everyday moments matter.

And they make fabulous stories

Liz Brenner

Everyone has a story to tell.

Even you.

Especially you.

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How To Make The Security Team Laugh

How to make the security team laugh

When I go to the grocery store, I always park in the same spot.

I park in the very back.

It’s my security check.

I can avoid door dings.

And I always remember where I parked.

However, on this particular shopping trip, the grocery store was crazy busy.

There were no parking spots available anywhere.

I had to drive around the lot several times.

I finally found a parking spot when someone pulled out.

It was a first-row spot.

What luck!

However, I guess I left my brain at home.

When I finished my shoppping, I walked straight to the back of the parking lot.

And my car wasn’t there!

I remembered that I had parked elsewhere.

But where?

I had to walk up and down five different aisles before I found my car.

I know, I could have hit the alarm.

But it was crowded, and I didn’t want to scare anyone.

I finally found my car exacty where I left it.

In that first-row spot.

That great parking spot was totally wasted on me.

I’ll bet they had a good laugh at me from the security cameras.

Next time, I’m parking in the back.

Liz Brenner

Everyone has a story to tell.

Even you.

Especially you.

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I Love To Interrupt, Even If AI Disapproves

I love to interrupt, even if AI disapproves

I know, I know, I know, it’s rude to interrupt.

But hear me out.

Teaching spelling can be boring.

It’s boring for the students.

It’s boring for the teacher.

But it’s necessary.

To liven up my classes, I’ll have the students write silly sentences with their words.

The only rule is that the sentences must make sense grammatically.

They can be as outrageous as they want.

As long as they keep it clean.

One kid went above and beyond the assignment.

Instead of a silly sentence, he wrote an entire silly story, incorporating all the spelling words on our list.

He wrote a very long missive about how he loves to interrupt (which was one of the spelling words.)

It was a funny story, and he had the whole class giggling.

However, when we ran the story through our classroom AI Text Proofreader, he got a long, stern lecture about manners.

It’s rude to interrupt.

Well duh.

Of course it’s rude.

That’s what made the story funny.

We tried all kinds of different prompts to let the text proofreader know that this story was satire.

It kept giving us the same response.

It was the perfect opportunity to talk to the students about the limitations of artificial intelligence.

AI doesn’t understand nuance.

Satire is nuance.

AI just doesn’t get it.

Artificial Intelligence is good, but in the end, you have to rely on your own sound judgment.

I hope they remember this very important lesson.

Liz Brenner

Everyone has a story to tell.

Even you.

Especially you.

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Cliché? Or Truth? Or A Little Bit Of Both?

Cliche? Or truth? Or a little bit of both?

It’s cliché, but it’s true.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Artificial Intelligence seems to be taking over the world.

But AI has its limitations.

It’s just a tool, like spellcheck or grammar check, that absolutely needs human oversight.

I watched a video clip the other day that was obviously created by AI.

It kept pronouncing the word steady like steedy.

Yes, /ea/ can be a long /e/ sound sometimes.

Like in the word meat.

But not in the word steady.

A human would have caught that.

I saw another video clip about crochet.

It kept calling the crocheter the “cr**ch eater.”

Oops.

Whoever made that AI clip and slapped it onto their website without reviewing it should be very, very, very embarassed.

I read an article about a college professor who was so fed up with students using AI that he is now requiring all assignments to be handwritten, and all exams to be oral.

Just like in the old days!

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

It’s cliché, but it’s true.

Liz Brenner

Everyone has a story to tell.

Even you.

Especially you.

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