I had a birthday this week.
I am older and wiser.
I am now in a position to offer sage advice.
Here it is –
Don’t ever place a plastic dish
on a pre-heated cast-iron griddle
and then busy yourself with other things.
You will regret it.
The smell will scar your brain.
I’m not saying that I actually did this incredibly stupid thing.
I’m just offering some sage words of wisdom…