Mostly True Memoirs
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She’s Such a Doofus
She really is a doofus.
Otherwise known as Bluefus the doofus.
It turns out that she doesn’t like turkey gizzards.
Who ever heard of a dog not liking gizzards?
I put them in her bowl.
Blue was puzzled, as if to say, “What in the world is this nonsense?”
Then she bent down to eat, and I thought that all was well.
Until later, when I stepped on a gizzard that she deposited in the middle of the room.
Sure enough, she placed gizzard parts all over the house.
Luckily we have hard floors so it was easy enough to clean up.
That would have been a stinky mess on carpeting.
I’ve never heard of a dog who doesn’t like gizzards.
What a doofus.
Everyone has a story to tell.