Mostly True Memoirs
I am now in a position to offer sage advice.
I had a birthday this week.
I am older and wiser.
Don’t ever place a plastic dish on a pre-heated cast-iron griddle and then busy yourself with other things.
You will regret it.
The smell will scar your brain.
For life.
I’m not saying that I actually did this incredibly stupid thing.
I’m just offering some sage advice…