No Lives Were Lost

Mostly True Memoirs

No lives were lost

No Lives Were Lost

On the same day that my car wouldn’t start.

My coffee maker died.

This could have been a tragedy.

But my mother taught me some useful household skills.

I don’t need no stinkin’ coffee maker.

I made a pot of coffee on the stovetop.

And then called a tow truck.

No lives were lost.

Because coffee.

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