I THINK I SAW CHUPACABRA
We took a long motorcycle ride on Sunday.
And boy, there was a lot of roadkill out there.
I’ve never seen so much of it.
There were racoons and coyotes.
And lots and lots of pigs.
I’m almost certain I saw chupacabra on the side of the road.
I guess y’all can rest easy now.
Unless there is more than one chupacabra.
In that case, carry on, and continue to worry.