Mostly True Memoirs

I just now learned that today is National Nachos Day.
Seriously?
I already had my dinner.
Why didn’t I know about this before I ate?
I know, I know, I am a grownup and I can eat nachos any time I want.
But I would have liked to have been invited to the party.
I have been holding up well this entire terrible year.
But this is the last straw.
Now I think I need to rage eat a second dinner.
I would, if only I had a more youthful metabolism.
Sigh.
National Nachos Day.
It’s going on the calendar for next year.