Mostly True Memoirs
UPDATE – THE KNIFE HAS NOT BEEN LOCATED
UPDATE – The knife has not been located.
However, the Grown Son informed me that if he were going to stab me, he wouldn’t use a knife.
The evidence would melt.
He couldn’t be convicted.
I should probably be terrified.
But I’m actually kind of impressed.
I need a “proud parent of an evil genius” bumper sticker.