UPDATE – The Knife Has Not Been Located

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UPDATE – THE KNIFE HAS NOT BEEN LOCATED

UPDATE – The knife has not been located.

However, the Grown Son informed me that if he were going to stab me, he wouldn’t use a knife.

He’d use an icicle.

The evidence would melt.

He couldn’t be convicted.

I should probably be terrified.

But I’m actually kind of impressed.

I need a “proud parent of an evil genius” bumper sticker.

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