The Ultimate Way To Help The Bendy Parts Bend

Mostly True Memoirs

Those @#! Bendy Parts!

The problem with knee surgery recovery is that the bendy parts don’t want to bend.

But if I’m ever going to walk again, the bendy parts are going to have to bend.

Do you see where I’m going with this?

OUCH!

I do want to walk again.

So I bend.

I may or may not be dropping a couple of f-bombs along the way.

There’s really no way to confirm those rumors.

Studies have shown that cursing really does help to relieve the pain.

I read it on Wikipedia so it’s got to be true.