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Cheese dip is the answer

Cheese Dip Is The Answer

Yikes!

I nearly screamed in fright.

A raccoon was perched menacingly on top of the dresser.

A raccoon?

In the house?

Gaahhhhh, yikes!

Those things are vicious.

And probably disease ridden.

On closer inspection, it was not a raccoon at all.

It was a hat.

One of those big fluffy hats with ear flaps.

Similar to what Ignatius J. Reilly wore in A Confederacy of Dunces.

Yeah, I heard it as soon as I said it.

But in the bleary pre-dawn darkness, I could have sworn it was a raccoon.

Ignatius said, “When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.”

I guess this is my cue to go and make some cheese dip.

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