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How I Survived The First Spring Storm Of The Year

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I survived the first spring storm

Spring Storm

The First Spring Storm

Wow, what a spring storm!

I hate tornadoes.

I was a nervous wreck all day, checking the news constantly.

Finally, at 6:00 pm, the sirens went off.

Supposedly.

I live in the back of the neighborhood, and I can never hear them unless I’m outside and it’s a clear, quiet day.

In other words, I can hear the sirens perfectly on testing day but never in an actual storm.

I subscribed for a phone alert, though, so it’s all good.

We sheltered in the closet.

The storm was so loud it was like a train was going through the house.

At that moment, when it appeared that the roof was going to blow off and it may, perhaps, be the end of times…I got a call from a telemarketer.

I wonder what Rob Anspach would have done.

At any rate, the storm passed without any real damage, just a mess of leaves and debris.

Whew!

I survived the first spring storm of the year.

And another telemarketing scam.

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